Friday, 26 April 2013

I'm sat quietly drinking my soya cappuccino, au fresco. 

This dude asks to share my table & of course I accommodate. I carry on minding my own business but feel his stare, I ask, "Are you looking at me for a reason"? He replies, "Are you Muslim"? 

I look at him & referring to his cap I give my standard answer, "Are you a baseball player"?

He ignored me but kept looking, I returned to my thoughts. He then lights a cigarette & blows smoke in my direction. I ask, "Is that necessary"? 

He then proceeds to blow smoke in my face. I in return proceed to poured my soya cappuccino over his head. 

I cycled home smiling all the way.

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