I'm sat quietly drinking my soya cappuccino, au fresco.
This dude asks to share my table & of course I accommodate. I carry on minding my own business but feel his stare, I ask, "Are you looking at me for a reason"? He replies, "Are you Muslim"?
I look at him & referring to his cap I give my standard answer, "Are you a baseball player"?
He ignored me but kept looking, I returned to my thoughts. He then lights a cigarette & blows smoke in my direction. I ask, "Is that necessary"?
He then proceeds to blow smoke in my face. I in return proceed to poured my soya cappuccino over his head.
I cycled home smiling all the way.